The us government issued a stringent warning to North Korea today telling them to withdraw plans to open internet based bingo sites aimed directly at American bingo players. This comes after information was received in Buenos aires that the North Koreans are configuring sophisticated bingo software, probably sourced in Syria or Pakistan. If true, North Korea will become the seventh nation to develop such software, which is a direct infringement of the Online Bingo Non Growth Treaty, signed last month in New york 홀덤사이트. At the moment only united kingdom, USA, China, India, all European countries and the Falkland Destinations (for ocean going operations) are allowed to operate online bingo sites.

Spokesman for the US secretary of defense, Colonel Stopitnow, had this to say “The decision of North Korea to launch internet bingo sites aimed directly at Americans with much bigger payouts and huge sign up bonuses is something we can not put up with. Bingo players, not only in the us alone but across the world will be put vulnerable from possibly not receiving checks in the post because the postal system in North Korea has reached best non existent. We need to protect, look after and give our citizens something more to worry about for the sake of our western way of life. ” News Cable No New News Today (NCNNNT) welcome the statement.

North Korea have not waived the claims that it is in property of online bingo developing software but refutes suggestions that online bingo sites will be targeted against America and contends any such online bingo sites are for domestic purposes only. A spokesman for North Korea, General Hilownum, who wished-for not to be named, said. “This is another example of the US having a go at us. We do not have the delivery capabilities of long range online bingo sites because we only have 486 PC computers. The Americans know this full well because they only gave them to us last year when we agreed to stop selling anything we produce to any other country.

This explanation was given credibility by the recent NOT leisure figures that list countries in order of possible leisure activities. North Korea was second to last in the list, Antarctica being in the bottom.

Asked why the united states had not protested when China launched its first online bingo site yesterday, and where US bingo players now number in the twenties, Colonel Stopitnow answered. “China has a big internet marketer, big oil and gas reserves and Us citizens with vast quantities of cheap plastic household goods. What has North Korea got to offer us, Zilch. “